RAT FINK was a rat. He got in trouble with the law. But the law didn't really care about him; he was small potatoes. They promised him freedom if he would stick to his nature and rat on a bigger rat than him. Unfortunately for Fink, he didn't know any rats bigger than him. So he gave the cops the name of a neighbor a few holes-in-the-wall down. The cops sent a SWAT team, who barged through the wrong door. Oops, they said. Sorry, but you can't do anything about it. Supreme Court says so.
Anyway, they finally found his (innocent) neighbor, arrested him, and that was that. Fink, instead of freedom, will be locked up for a little while longer, until he gives them some more names. The county, after all, pays a lot of money for the SWAT team. They gotta use them.
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