What, you want a funny story with this one? It's Groucho. As in, Groucho Marx, the only man I have ever and will ever vote for president. Dressed as a Gaucho. Painted in Gouache. This was an under-the-table dare by mreas who, like me, seems to have a thing for alliteration.
Here's a couple of Groucho quotes, to get you in a bidding mood:
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.
Gobid. Gright Gnow.