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Saturday, July 22, 2006
FLOYD LANDIS WILL WIN THE TOUR DE FRANCE!
What a nutso Tour. I hope he makes it through hip surgery ok. He's a man among Mennonites.
(Updated to correct the spelling of Mennonites. Apologies to all the Mennonites reading this. Of course, if you're reading this blog, you're probably not a Mennonite. If you are, you are being a bad Mennonite. How many times can I use the word "Mennonite" in a post? Six, apparently. Mennonite. Seven. I'll never misspell that word again. Mennonite. Eight.)