TIMMY'S SCHOOL PICTURE

Pity the school photographer who has to go to Satyr Valley High. It's tough enough to deal with beligerant human adolecents. Satyrs are a whole 'nother story.

This pic of Timmy here is the keeper. Imagine the deleted ones. His mom tried to pretty it up with a decorative frame. The operative word is tried.

But give the photographer his props. He got Timmy to sit still for the pose, which is relaxed and natural. The expression, while not exactly "smiley," convey's Timmy's true nature. He kept horn glare to a minimum, which is always a challenge. And try as you might, you can't look away, can you? You're drawn in. You feel the incredible urge to own this aceo...