Something like this:

Friday, March 02, 2007


Emperor Nobunaga has been a real pain lately. "Read me more poetry! Serve me tea! Make intelligent conversation!" Dude. Chill.

What's a geisha to do? Make like a panda and hide in the bamboo.

Yes, smarty, I know geishas are from Japan and pandas are from China. Give a guy a little poetic liberty, why don't you? It's not like I tried to rhyme "station" with "direction" or something equally ghastly.

What's that, you say? You want a Haiku? What do I look like, a geisha? Sigh. Fine.

Attention craving
Mama's boy with great power
Sun rises, moon sets.

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md said...

i know ur taking free license here and u know the diff. between china and japan but let me tell ya lil secrect nobunaga was never emperor. but i still like the haiku and illo

Sue J said...

Great Haiku; great painting - love your humour! :-)))

harmoniousjosh said...

Ha. And here I was, thinking I was smart. Should have done my homework - thought Nobunaga made it to emperor status.