Hello, Vintage Sewing Enthusiasts. Let me introduce to you the LEAN GREEN SEWING MACHINE, or at least an artistic representation of it. Here's the story:
Back in the early 1900's, a crazy mad scientist named Wolfgang Von Thimble was ahead of his time in the field of biotechnology. He thought regular industrial machines were brutish and dead. He was positive that machines cross-bred with animals was surely the way of the future.
The LEAN GREEN SEWING MACHINE is the natural offspring of a sewing machine and an alligator.
Oddly, his inventions never took. I blame the Feds.