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Saturday, December 23, 2006

TITMOUSE

Titmouse: the bird that makes every adolescent chuckle like Beavis and Butthead.

I'll wait till you're done.

Out of your system yet? Good. Interesting Titmouse facts: they are cultural learners. For example, they learned how to open milk bottles to get at the cream back in the day of milk delivery. They also lower their body temperature on cold nights, going into what is called torpor. Basically, they're pretty much dead until morning. Their adrenaline acts as antifreeze. And they have specialized leg muscles that allows them to eat upside down.

"Uh, huh huh. He said Titmouse."

"Yeah! Yeah!"

Sorry. I'm a product of the eighties.

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