CHEEKY BUNNY

Seems like from time to time I need to put my masculinity into question. Sure, there's a part of me that wishes every paintbrush induced creation would be all cool and edgy. Art that would make the viewer not want to chance upon me in a dark alley, debating between placing a bid or calling the cops. But in reality, I have limited control of these things. So here you go: A cute little bunny with fat cheeks.

Yeah, I could make up a story about how this bunny is wanted in 16 states for armed robbery. I could tell you about the time he was almost caught selling plutonium to terrorists. How he runs an underground market in Trans-fats foods in New York. But would you believe me? Just look at those pudgy, wudgy wittle cheeks!

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BUNNY BUNNY NIGHT

Yeah, I just painted a bunny. Wanna make something of it? Don't make me pound your fists into submission with my face.

This is actually a request from the wife. "Paint a bunny at night on the lawn with fireflies," she said. So, ever the dutiful husband, I did.

Since moving to Greensboro, we've had quite a few "we're not in Brooklyn anymore, Toto," moments. One of the was the demolition derby we went to
last weekend. Another is taking the dog out for her last walk of the day and seeing the scene I just painted. It smells better here, too.

This is my first piece EVER painted with gouache. I like gouache, which I prefer to call gaocho. I enjoy the look I get at the art supply shop when I ask for gaocho paint. The wife, not so amused. Consider this aceo an act of diplomacy.

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