RUN, PERCY, RUN!

Please note my support for Percy Walker's run for Congress on my sidebar. Normally I don't do the voting thing, as I find the majority to be wrong about everything. But, he said he'll get the Weatherspoon Art Museum to have a show featuring ME if I add his banner to my site.

So click on his picture to learn his political blah blah blah. I want trendy people sipping boxed wine as they mill about my tiny art, commenting approvingly.

Well, Percy Hater, what do you have to say about that? The ball is in your court. You know that a PW HJ alliance will pave a smooth road to Congress. No amount of ACEO defacing can stop us now.

-----
LOOK! Pretty shiny things to buy @ NUTMEGNINE.COM!

And look here! Art to buy!

Need more wittyness and birdwatching excitement? Click this VERY SENTENCE.

PERCY DEFACED!!!

Percy Walker, my BILLIONAIRE patron (can I still call him my patron if he lets himself get outbid on my art by his nemesis?), alerted me to this tragedy. I am humiliated. Percy Hater must be behind this somehow.

I don't understand why my patron is targeted by so many people. Why am I being dragged into this? Forget me - why is my ART being dragged into this?

The worst thing about this whole episode is that - and I fight back tears as I write this - I can't help but feel the defacer has IMPROVED my masterpiece.

I am conflicted.

-----
LOOK! Pretty shiny things to buy @ NUTMEGNINE.COM!

And look here! Art to buy!

Need more wittyness and birdwatching excitement? Click this VERY SENTENCE.

SIR PERCY AND THE DRAGON

The dragon, of course, is a symbol for Hedge Fund Regulation.

-----
LOOK! Pretty shiny things to buy @ NUTMEGNINE.COM!

And look here! Art to buy!

Need more wittyness and birdwatching excitement? Click this VERY SENTENCE.

THANKS, QUEEN!

It turns out that Percy Walker, local BILLIONAIRE, is a knight. Apparently his nemesis, known only as Percy Hater, has a problem with American knights being called "Sir." It's against the Geneva Convention or something. Personally, I don't care. I'm calling him Sir. Sir Percy, Knight of the Bipedal Mode Of Transportation, Regulation Slayer, Really Really Rich Dude.

The title? According to legend, upon being knighted Percy succinctly yet poetically exclaimed, "Thanks, Queen!"

Here's a close up:



Doesn't really look like him, but hey. I'm an artist. I've captured his AURA.

-----
LOOK! Pretty shiny things to buy @ NUTMEGNINE.COM!

And look here! Art to buy!

Need more wittyness and birdwatching excitement? Click this VERY SENTENCE.

PERCY WALKER

Percy Walker, billionaire
Hedge Fund man, with great hair.
Oozing green from each pore
Spending money, making more.

With so much green, he still is blue
There's one goal left on his queue.
Will he one day be the best
In the Cartoon Caption Contest?

-----
LOOK! Pretty shiny things to buy @ NUTMEGNINE.COM!

And look here! Art to buy!

Need more wittyness and birdwatching excitement? Click this VERY SENTENCE.