RUN, PERCY, RUN!

Please note my support for Percy Walker's run for Congress on my sidebar. Normally I don't do the voting thing, as I find the majority to be wrong about everything. But, he said he'll get the Weatherspoon Art Museum to have a show featuring ME if I add his banner to my site.

So click on his picture to learn his political blah blah blah. I want trendy people sipping boxed wine as they mill about my tiny art, commenting approvingly.

Well, Percy Hater, what do you have to say about that? The ball is in your court. You know that a PW HJ alliance will pave a smooth road to Congress. No amount of ACEO defacing can stop us now.

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PERCY DEFACED!!!

Percy Walker, my BILLIONAIRE patron (can I still call him my patron if he lets himself get outbid on my art by his nemesis?), alerted me to this tragedy. I am humiliated. Percy Hater must be behind this somehow.

I don't understand why my patron is targeted by so many people. Why am I being dragged into this? Forget me - why is my ART being dragged into this?

The worst thing about this whole episode is that - and I fight back tears as I write this - I can't help but feel the defacer has IMPROVED my masterpiece.

I am conflicted.

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