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Thursday, February 22, 2007


My hard work has paid off: I have now been appointed Artist In Residence by none other than local BILLIONAIRE Percy Walker. I'm not sure what my obligations are, but considering he's a BILLIONAIRE I'm pretty sure they'll be whatever the hell he wants. So if I start snubbing you, you now know why.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got royal portraits to paint.

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