One of the big selling points of Greensboro for the wife and I were the crazy tall trees. "Dang," I said upon visiting the park, "those are some crazy tall trees!"
Seriously. They're the kind of trees that on a windy day, you're risking life (and limb, har har har) just walking amongst them. Each tree sways like an inebriated choir boy singing O Holy Night. Except these choir boys are several stories tall, and make loud cracking noises as they bump into each other. And they look like trees, not humans. So maybe that image isn't so accurate.Changing the subject: Hey, look! Pretty trees! Dang, they're tall!